I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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