um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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