new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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