what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
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Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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