Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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