the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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