My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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