So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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