Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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