Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
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You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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