your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
We're too hungover to prance.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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