best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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