I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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