If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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