He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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