Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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