I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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