whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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