Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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