so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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