she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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