You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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