my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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