I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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