If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Randomize
