there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
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You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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