Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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