white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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