How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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