I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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