How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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