Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
