her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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