I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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