It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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