And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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