i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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