chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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