Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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