I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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