i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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