In the future we'll all be gay
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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