VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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