Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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