why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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