I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
COCAINE IS GR8
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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