paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
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You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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