I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
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