Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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