How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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