he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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