got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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