is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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