brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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